((( FAITH )))

Well I guess it would be nice

If I could touch your body

I know not everybody

Has got a body like you

But I've got to think twice

Before I give my heart away

And I know all the games you play

Because I play them too

Oh but I

Need some time off from that emotion

Time to pick my heart up off the floor

Oh and when that love comes down

Without devotion

Well it takes a strong man baby

But I'm showing you the door

‘Cause I gotta have faith

I gotta have faith

‘Cause I gotta have faith, faith

‘Cause I gotta have faith, faith, faith

Baby,

I know you're asking me to stay

Say please, please, please don't go away

You say I'm giving you the blues

Maybe

You mean every word you say

Can't help but think of yesterday

And another who tied me down to loverboy rules

Before this river

Becomes an ocean

Before you throw my heart back on the floor

Oh oh baby I reconsider

My foolish notion

Well I need someone to hold me

But I'll wait for something more

Yes I've gotta have faith…

Mmm, I gotta have faith

‘Cause I gotta have faith, faith, faith

I gotta have faith-a-faith-a-faith

Before this river

Becomes an ocean

Before you throw my heart back on the floor

Oh oh baby I reconsider

My foolish notion

Well I need someone to hold me

But I'll wait for something more

Cause I gotta have faith

Mmm I gotta have faith

Because I got to have faith-a-faith-a-faith

I gotta have faith-a-faith-a-faith

*New Karaoke Song

((( GOT A LOT OF LIVIN TO DO )))

Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do

A whole lot o' loving to do

Come on baby, to make a party takes two

Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do

A whole lot o' loving to do

And there's no one who I'd rather do it with-a than you

There's a moon that's big and bright in the milky way tonight

But the way you act you never would know it's there

So baby, time's a wasting

A lot of kisses I ain't been tasting

I don't know about you but I'm gonna get my share

Oh got a lot o' living to do

A whole lot o' loving to do

Come on baby, to make a party takes two

Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do

A whole lot o' loving to do

And there's no one who I'd rather do it with-a than you

There's a balmy little breeze

That's whistling through the trees

And it's telling you to pitch a little woo with me

Why don't you take a listen

You'll never know what you've been missing

Cuddle up a little closer and be my little honey bee

Oh got a lot o' living to do

A whole lot o' loving to do

Come on baby, to make a party takes two

Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do

A whole lot o' loving to do

And there's no one who I'd rather do it with-a than you

You're the prettiest thing I've seen

But you treat me so doggone mean

Ain't you got no heart, I'm dying to hold you near

Why do you keep me waiting

Why don't you start co-operating

And the things I say are things you want to hear

Oh got a lot o' living to do

A whole lot o' loving to do

Come on baby, to make a party takes two

Oh yes I've got a lot o' living to do

A whole lot o' loving to do

And there's no one who I'd rather do it with-a than you

*New Karaoke Song

((( CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE )))

This thing called love I just can't handle it

this thing called love I must get round to it

I ain't ready

Crazy little thing called love

This (This Thing) called love

(Called Love)

It cries (Like a baby)

In a cradle all night

It swings (Woo Woo)

It jives (Woo Woo)

It shakes all over like a jelly fish,

I kinda like it

Crazy little thing called love

There goes my baby

She knows how to Rock n' roll

She drives me crazy

She gives me hot and cold fever

Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat

I gotta be cool relax, get hip

Get on my track's

Take a back seat, hitch-hike

And take a long ride on my motor bike

Until I'm ready

Crazy little thing called love

I gotta be cool relax, get hip

Get on my track's

Take a back seat, hitch-hike

And take a long ride on my motor bike

Until I'm ready (Ready Freddie)

Crazy little thing called love

This thing called love I just can't handle it

this thing called love I must get round to it

I ain't ready

Crazy little thing called love

*New Karaoke Song

((( SALTY DOG BLUES )))

Standin' on the corner with the low down blues

Is a great big hole in the bottom of my shoes

Honey, let me be your Salty Dog

Let me be your Salty Dog

Or I won't be your man at all

Honey, let me be your Salty Dog

Looking here Sal, I know you

Run down stockin' and a worn out shoe

Honey, let me be your Salty Dog

Let me be your Salty Dog

Or I won't be your man at all

Honey, let me be your Salty Dog

Down in the wildwood sitting on a log

Finger on the trigger and eye on the hog

Honey, let me be your Salty Dog

Let me be your Salty Dog

Or I won't be your man at all

Honey, let me be your Salty Dog

Pulled the trigger and the gun said go

The shot fell over in Mexico

Honey, let me be you Salty Dog

Let me be your Salty Dog

Or I won't be your man at all

Honey, let me be your Salty Dog

Let me be your Salty Dog

Or I won't be your man at all

Honey, let me be your Salty Dog

*New Karaoke Song

((( THE UNIVERSE IS REALLY STRANGE )))

((( MANSON IS COMING TO TOWN )))

*And now a sign to you of

how I feel about the Christmas season

A MARILYN MANSON CHRISTMAS

INCLUDING THE 'SLASHER' HITS

RUDOLF THE RED-NOSED 
AX MURDERER

&

PEDO SANTA IS COMING TO TOWN

(TO BABYSIT THE KIDS)

PLUS

THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY

JUST BOUGHT A GUN

AND

HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY 

HUMAN SACRIFICE

*I'm obviously

not a big fan of Christmas.

Although,

I am a big fan of  Photoshop

I'd go so far as to say hearing Christmas carols
over the store PA systems

REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!!

I don't like being forced to listen to that shit
and, every year, I have NO CHOICE!!!
Although I must admit, I am quite proud
of how much stronger I have become
at tuning that musical shit out of my mind
before it drives me out of my mind.

This Marilyn Manson post
is an expression of my anger over the
commercialization of
Jesus Christ!!

I consider lying to children
on religious holidays

TO BE BLASPHEMY!!!

((( HONESTY, HONOR, VIRTUE & INTEGRITY )))

I AM SOMETIMES SHOCKED

at how difficult it has become

for me to be dishonorable and dishonest.

I recently had a situation where I felt

Amazon.com had undercharged me for some items.

I went to their chat room determined

to pay them what they deserved for the items 

I had purchased.

I'll admit there was a part of me

that felt I order so much from Amazon

I deserved that discount on those items.

However, I simply could not take the items

unless I paid the full price for them!!

I COULD NOT STOP MYSELF

I HAD TO MAKE CERTAIN

I PAID THE FULL AMOUNT!!

I think of these super-rich people

of organizations like the federal reserve

who obviously think nothing of cheating America

out of, possibly, trillions of dollars

and here I am a person who can't live with himself

if he steals so much as a penny from anyone.

This matter of integrity and honor

seems to be getting 'worse'

I foresee that I will become more and more

honorable and virtuous as my life progresses.

It seems I am on a path I cannot divert from.

It's too late for that.

I ABSOLUTELY MUST

become increasingly honorable, honest and virtuous.

I have no choice in the matter.

What a strange life this is turning out to be

((( ANNOUNCEMENT )))

I'm slowly moving away from making

negative comments on the Internet

I see it as a wise decision

I am also moving away

from watching too many commercial programs 

either from television

or from online streaming services


It's time to face reality and reality is
most of those programs are either
half-bullshit or total bullshit.
It's time for me to be entertained by the real

I see that as a wise decision as well

I'M LONG OVERDUE 

for some big positive changes in my life

((( MESSAGE FROM ELVIS )))

GRANTED

You have every reason in the world to be angry

and negative over world events you have no control over

However, since you have no control over such events

you are wasting yourself through the process

Focus on what you have control over

and always remember to be increasingly grateful

for all the good in your life

This is the road that leads to having

more and more reasons 

to be grateful in life



*The average person is only concerned
with whether or not Elvis actually said this.

I am concerned with whether or not
the information is useful

If this is all just my imagination
I've got an incredible imagination
and I see that as a good thing!!

Still, whether Elvis agrees or not,
it is not always useful to deny your true feelings
and act loving and nice
when you don't feel like doing so!!

((( A SPIRITUAL CONNECTION TO ELVIS )))

I WILL SAY THIS MUCH:

Either I have some sort of 
connection to the spirit of

ELVIS PRESLEY

Or something is pretending to be Elvis

and helping me to sing his songs

It's either one or the other.

Whether YOU believe this or not

IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT

*I created this computer wallpaper 

background yesterday

((( FAKE NEWS )))

FAKE NEWS

The mainstream media is now pushing the concept of FAKE NEWS

in order to distract from the, alleged, facts regarding the John Podesta

hacked emails.

I suddenly realized something

I say it's safe to say about half of all you hear on the news

OR READ ON THE INTERNET

is either half-bullshit or completely bullshit.

I don't see how anything has changed.

I mean, it's not like the Internet could always be fully trusted

to have REAL news. Only a fool would blindly believe

what he reads on the Internet.

HOWEVER,

I feel more justified THAN EVER to believe

the mainstream media is always pushing fake news

in one way or the other.

If there is only ONE THING I learned from Donald Trump's campaign

it is that you should NEVER blindly trust what the mainstream media says.

They have the minds of the non-critical thinking masses all tied up.

The idiots tend to blindly believe whatever the mainstream media

says is true at FACE VALUE!!!

I've found atheists are the same in that

whatever science the mainstream media pushes

the atheists tend to blindly believe it all at face value.

They tend to pride themselves as being critical thinkers.

FAR FROM IT with regards to mainstream science.

Just like with the media, the atheists tend to blindly trust

whatever mainstream science says is pseudoscience.

If mainstream science says something is pseudoscience

THAT'S ALL THE PROOF THE IDIOT ATHEIST NEEDS!!

The atheists tend to blindly believe.

They don't bother to critically think about

mainstream scientific claims. 

The stupid blind faith atheists tend to

blindly believe peer reviewed science papers

even as nuns blindly believe the Pope's

interpretation of the Bible.

Muslims tend to blindly believe their Muslims leaders.

Christians tend to blindly believe their particular Christian leaders.

Atheists tend to blindly believe their scientific leaders.

SUCKERS, THE ENTIRE LOT OF THEM, I SAY!

If there is such at thing as Universal Sanity

it would most probably belong to 

THE CRITICAL THINKERS

not the blind faith believers

((( ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE STREET )))

Grab your coat and snatch your hat, leave your worries on the doorstep

Just direct your feet to the sunny side of the street

Can't you hear that pitter pat and that happy tune is your step

Life can be so sweet, on the sunny side of the street

I used to walk in the shade with the blues on parade

No longer afraid, the rover crossed over

If I never had a cent I'll be rich as Rockefeller

The gold dust at my feet on the sunny side of the street

I used to walk in the shade with those blues on parade

But I'm not afraid 'cause the rover, he got over

If I never had a cent, I'd be rich as Rockefeller

All those chicks 'round my feet on the sunny, sunny side of the street

*New Karaoke Song

((( RETURN TO SENDER )))

Return to sender

Return to sender

I gave a letter to the postman,

He put it his sack.

Bright in early next morning,

He brought my letter back.

She wrote upon it:

Return to sender, address unknown.

No such number, no such zone.

We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat

I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back.

So then I dropped it in the mailbox

And sent it special D.

Bright in early next morning

It came right back to me.

She wrote upon it:

Return to sender, address unknown.

No such person, no such zone.

This time I'm gonna take it myself

And put it right in her hand.

And if it comes back the very next day

Then I'll understand the writing on it

Return to sender, address unknown.

No such number, no such zone.

Return to sender

Return to sender

Return to sender

Return to sender

*New Karaoke Song

((( THE WONDER OF YOU )))

When no-one else can understand me

When everything I do is wrong

You give me hope and consolation

You give me strength to carry on

And you're always there to lend a hand

In everything I do

That's the wonder

The wonder of you

And when you smile the world is brighter

You touch my hand and I'm a king

Your kiss to me is worth a fortune

Your love for me is everything

I'll guess I'll never know the reason why

You love me like you do

That's the wonder

The wonder of you

*New Karaoke Song

((( SEVEN SPANISH ANGELS )))

He looked down into her brown eyes

And said, "Say a prayer for me."

She threw her arms around him,

Whispered, "God will keep us free."

They could hear the riders comin',

He said, "This is my last fight.

If they take me back to Texas,

They won't take me back alive."

There were seven Spanish angels at the altar of the sun.

They were prayin' for the lovers in the valley of the gun.

When the battle stopped and the smoke cleared,

There was thunder from the throne,

And seven Spanish angels took another angel home.

She reached down and picked the gun up

That lay smoking in his hand.

She said, "Father, please forgive me;

I can't make it without my man."

And she knew the gun was empty,

And she knew she couldn't win,

But her final prayer was answered

When the rifles fired again.

There were seven Spanish angels at the altar of the sun.

They were prayin' for the lovers in the valley of the gun.

When the battle stopped and the smoke cleared,

There was thunder from the throne,

And seven Spanish angels took another angel home.

*New Karaoke Song

((( SHADY GROVE )))

Shady Grove my little miss

Shady Grove my darlin'

Shady Grove my little miss

Goin' back to Harlin

Well coffee grows in pot oak trees

The river flows with brandy

The rocks in the hills are covered with gold

And the girls are sweeter than candy

Shady Grove my little miss

Shady Grove my darlin'

Shady Grove my little miss

Goin' back to Harlin

Well every time I walk that road

It's always dark and cloudy

Every time I see that girl

I always tell her howdy

Shady Grove my little miss

Shady Grove my darlin'

Shady Grove my little miss

Goin' back to Harlin

Well I went down to Shady Grove

She asked me in for super

Stubbed my toe on a table leg

And I rubbed my nose in the butter

Shady Grove my little miss

Shady Grove my darlin'

Shady Grove my little miss

Goin' back to Harlin

Well her cheeks are red as a bloomin' rose

Her smile is always sunny

She's the darlin of my heart

And I love her better that honey

Shady Grove my little miss

Shady Grove my darlin'

Shady Grove my little miss

Goin' back to Harlin

Shady Grove my little miss

Shady Grove my darlin'

Shady Grove my little miss

Goin' back to Harlin

*New Karaoke Song

((( LIFE IS AN AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE )))

SHARED POSTS OF MINE:

SUPPOSEDLY, the Intelligent designer creates as a hobby; his only hobby; his only reason for existing.

We create from our imagination, onto paper, and then into physical form. Perfect mind creates with pure imagination. What we call "reality" is actually taking place within the mind of the Intelligent Designer.

SUPPOSEDLY, these lives are like amusement park rides that are overall preset. We can make minor changes, but we pre-choose these lives as a form of entertainment.

You see, there is no challenge to being rewarded. It eventually becomes too easy. When eternal beings reach that point it is time for a temporary change in order to renew the appreciation of endless parties and having fun.

That's what lives like these are supposedly all about.

SUPPOSEDLY, deep down inside we all know this to be true. However, to fully remember is to ruin the very reason we chose to come here in the first place.

WE CAME HERE TO TEMPORARILY FORGET!!

That being the case, most will automatically reject this information with a vengeance. They don't want to remember. They would rather believe a colorful lie than an uncomfortable truth!!

I have chosen to remember while living this life in order to manipulate the 'dream' from within. I am constrained NOT to do this for others. Each person must do this for themselves. It is not my right to interfere with the problems people make for themselves.

So, I am allowed to manipulate MY dream while leaving THEIR dreams as unaffected as I possibly can. 

NO MIRACULOUS HEALINGS FROM ME!!!

GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR




SUPPOSEDLY, religions are man's attempt to turn the intelligent designer of the universe into a commercially sellable product.

There is much truth in all great books considered holy. There is also much corruption implanted to control the minds of the masses. Put the best of all books held as holy together and you get a better idea of what is actually true.

My revelations come through deep trance states. The Intelligent Designer only communicates to those he chooses to communicate with. He is not looking for followers to pay him 10% of their income.


All these "revelations" are suspect. That is why I continually say "SUPPOSEDLY". How much of them are true remains to be seen. I am always ready to find I am wrong about ANYTHING I currently believe.





SUPPOSEDLY, the Intelligent Designer is getting bored with the human race and is about to 'stir things up'. I've been doing my best to keep him entertained and laughing. However, the Intelligent Designer's sense of humor leans towards slapstick with me as the butt of the jokes. Keeping him laughing is often not as much fun as it sounds. I tend to end up hurting and am still hurting.

So, these supposed revelations DO NOT COME CHEAP. I wouldn't wish the sufferings I have been forced to endure on my worst enemies. If you do not pay for these revelations chances are they will be meaningless to you. Suffering for doing good is the currency of the Spirit. You cannot buy such revelations with human money. Human currency is worthless to the Spirit.

SUFFERING FOR DOING GOOD IS THE CURRENCY OF THE SPIRIT

THERE ARE NO FREE RIDES to properly utilize revelations directly from the Source. If you do not earn them they will probably be just a bunch of words to you with no REAL POWER to affect anything.

Humans may make their greedy plans, but the Intelligent Designer holds all the cards. Supposedly, he's about to tear this world apart. I've been DESPERATELY trying to stall the inevitable. You have been given signs in the world of just how close you are to having everything hit the proverbial fan.

Nothing can stop what is coming. At best, I can hope to postpone the inevitable...if I can keep the Intelligent Designer laughing and properly entertained. If he ever gets bored with me past a certain point the inevitable will come crashing down on you people like a giant tidal wave tsunami on a stretch of beach surging into and destroying a great city.


I suggest you wish me luck. If I completely fail you will most certainly know about it because the results will be in all the newspapers. Natural disasters the likes of which you would NEVER expect to see outside of a blockbuster disaster movie. 2012 movie type of stuff.





YOUR CORE PROBLEM is you BLIND FAITH believe there is no Intelligent Designer and there are no direct communications with the Source of Everything. You fools think that if you blind faith believe something hard enough that makes it not exist, idiots that you are.

Just because YOU don't believe there is an Intelligent Designer of the Universe doesn't automatically mean there is no such being. All it means is YOU DON'T BELIEVE there is such a being and that's not saying much of anything  because most of you reading this are brainwashed, moronic stupid idiots!!





SO I SUGGEST you enjoy your lives while you can. Supposedly, when I die all hell is going to break loose. I must admit...I Am curious.

((( DREAMBOAT ANNIE )))

Heading out this morning into the sun

Riding on the diamond waves, little darlin' one

Warm wind caress her

Her lover it seems

Oh, Annie

Dreamboat Annie my little ship of dreams

Going down the city sidewalk alone in the crowd

No one knows the lonely one whose head's in the clouds

Sad faces painted over with those magazine smiles

Heading out to somewhere won't be back for a while

((( SWEET LORRAINE )))

Just found joy

I'm as happy as a baby boy, baby boy

With another brand new choo-choo choy

When I met my sweet Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine.

A pair of eyes 

That are brighter than the summer sky

When you see them, you'll realize

Why I love my sweet Lorraine.

Now when it's rainin',

I don't miss the sun

Because it's in my baby's smile, whoa ho

And to think that I'm the lucky one 

That will lead her down the aisle, whoa ho ho

Each night I pray

That no one will steal her heart away

I can't wait until that lucky day

When I marry sweet Lorraine.

Now when it's rainin' 

I don't miss the sun 

Because it's in my baby's smile, whoa ho

And to think that I'm the lucky one

That will lead her down the aisle, whoa ho ho

Each night I pray 

That no one will steal her heart away

I can't wait until that lucky day

When I marry sweet Lorraine.

*New Karaoke Song

((( COW PATTI )))

From the bad lands came the killer

He lived by the knife and the gun

He'd cut you just for standing

And shoot ya if ya tried to run

He was big as a tree and did as he pleased

And everything he did was bad

And they said if you was to kill him

It'd only make him mad

From the good lands came the cowgirl

Patti was her name

She was hot on the trail of that killer

On a moped she called Flame

'Cause the killer had killed her daddy

Just for spittin' in the road

You only had to kill her daddy once

To get that gal P.O.'d

Yippie eye eh Cow Patti

Yippie eye eh Cow Patti

She rode into town to find the man that killed her daddy

Yippie eye eh Cow Patti

The killer hit town at daybreak

Ate the door of the local saloon

He started to drink you could tell

He was thinking there'll be a showdown soon

Patti hit town in a cloud of dust

Ol' Flame was buzzin' like a saw

And the whole town got quiet as a church

When the killer stepped out for the draw

Forty shots rang out

Forty people fell

Patti and the killer missed each other

But they shot that town to hell

Yippie eye eh Cow Patti

Yippie eye eh Cow Patti

She rode into town to find the man that killed her daddy

Yippie eye eh Cow Patti

The killer took a step towards Patti

Said it's time I gunned you down

But he slipped in something that was layin' in the street

And was shot before he hit the ground

Yes, the killer slipped and it cost him his life

And Patti said as she roared out of town

You gotta watch your step

When you know the chips are down

*New Karaoke Song

(( JESUS LOVES THE BOY FROM NEW YORK CITY ))

Ooh wah, ooh wah cool, cool kitty

Tell us about the boy from New York City

Ooh wah, ooh wah c'mon kitty

Tell us about the boy from New York City

He's kind of tall

He's really fine

Some day I hope to make him mine, all mine

And he's neat

And oh so sweet

And just the way he looked at me

He swept me off my feet

Ooh whee, you ought to come and see

How he walks

And how he talks

Ooh wah, ooh wah cool, cool kitty

Tell us about the boy from New York City

He's really down

And he's no clown

He has the finest penthouse I've ever seen in town

And he's cute

In his mohair suit

And he keeps his pockets full of spending loot

Ooh whee, say you ought to come and see

His dueling scar

And brand new car

Every time he says he loves me

Chills run down my spine

Every time he wants to kiss me

He makes me feel so fine

Ooh wah, ooh wah cool, cool kitty

Tell us about the boy from New York City

Well he can dance (He can dance, take a chance with a little)

And make romance (Romance baby, cause he's a looker)

That's when I feel in love 

With just one glance (He's sweet talking and cool)

He was shy 

And so was I

And now I know I'll never, ever say goodbye

Ooh whee, say you ought to come and see

He's the most

From coast to coast

Ooh wah, ooh wah cool, cool kitty

Tell us about the boy from New York City

Ooh wah, ooh wah c'mon kitty

Tell us about the boy from New York City

*New Karaoke Song

((( LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER )))

Love

Love will keep us together

Think of me babe, whenever

Some sweet-talking girl comes along, singing her song

Don't mess around, you've just got to be strong, just stop

'Cause I really love you, stop

I'll be thinking of you

Look in my heart and let love keep us together

You

You belong to me now

Ain't gonna set you free now

When those girl start hanging around talking me down

Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound, just stop (stop)

'Cause I really love you, stop (stop)

I'll be thinking of you

Look in my heart and let love keep us together

Whatever

Young and beautiful

But someday your looks will be gone

When the others turn you off

Who'll be turning you on?

I will, I will, I will

I will be there to share forever

Love will keep us together

I said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend

I need you now and I'll need you then, just stop (stop)

'Cause I really love you, stop (stop)

I'll be thinking of you

Look in my heart and let love keep us together

Whatever, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, whatever

I will, I will, I will, I will

You better stop

'Cause I really love you, stop (stop)

I'll be thinking of you

Look in my heart and let love keep us together

Whatever, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, whatever

I will, I will, I will, I will

*New Karaoke Song

((( SMILE )))

Smile though your heart is aching

Smile even though it's breaking.

When there are clouds in the sky

you'll get by.

If you smile through your fear and sorrow

Smile and maybe tomorrow

You'll see the sun come shining through

For you.

Light up your face with gladness,

Hide every trace of sadness.

Although a tear may be ever so near

That's the time you must keep on trying

Smile, what's the use of crying.

You'll find that life is still worthwhile-

If you just smile.

(instrumental)

That's the time you must keep on trying

smile, what's the use of crying

you'll find that life is still worthwhile

if you just smile

smile, though your heart is aching

smile, even though it's breaking

when there are clouds in the sky

you'll get by

That's the time you must keep on trying

smile, what's the use of crying

you'll find that life is still worthwhile

if you just (smile)

You'll find that life is still worthwhile

if you just smile

SMILE

*New Karaoke Song

Dedicated to my brother Freddie Morris

((( YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD )))

Tuesday, September 8, 1998

Star-Bulletin

Waikiki entertainer and ventriloquist Freddie Morris, 

shown here with his stage dummy Moku Kahana in 1985, 

died last night at Castle Hospital. He was 39.

Isle ventriloquist

Freddie Morris dies after

20 years of entertaining

Star-Bulletin

Tapa

Waikiki entertainer and ventriloquist Freddie Morris died last night 

at Castle Hospital after suffering a seizure.

Morris, 39, suffered from a seizure disorder for the past two years, according to his manager Shauna Tabor. Morris collapsed at his home last night and was taken to Castle, where he died.

Funeral services are pending.

Morris had been a ventriloquist since he was 7.

Kimo McVay said he began managing Morris more than 20 years ago after seeing his show at a Waikiki coffee shop. "He was a ventriloquist, and I wasn't too thrilled about ventriloquists," McVay said. "He had a dummy whom he called Archie, and I wasn't that impressed with the dummy, but the audience loved him.

"After I decided to manage him, we decided to change the dummy and we created Moku Kahana. We sent the manufacturer pictures of various famous Hawaiians and Hawaiian entertainers.

"It was later that I realized that the name Moku Kahana is Kahanamoku spelled backwards. It must have been a Freudian slip because I had been a close friend of Duke Kahanamoku. . . ."

"(Morris) was the nicest, loving and caring individual."

Morris appeared on Channel 9's Checkers and Pogo afternoon kids' television show during his nearly two decades in entertainment.

A partial list of survivors include two sisters, Denise and Joy; 

and several brothers including Bobby and Barry.

Tell me again, mommy

You and me against the world

Sometimes it feels like you and me against the world

When all the others turn their backs and walk away

You can count on me to stay

Remember when the circus came to town

And you were frightened by the clown

Wasn't it nice to be around someone that you knew

Someone who was big and strong and looking out for you 

And me against the world

Sometimes it feels like you and me against the world

And for all the times we've cried

I always felt that God was on our side

And when one of us is gone

And one of us is left to carry on

Then remembering will have to do

Our memories alone will get us through

Think about the days of me and you

You and me against the world

And when one of us is gone

And one of us is left to carry on

Then remembering will have to do

Our memories alone will get us through

Think about the days of me and you

You and me against the world

I love you, mommy

I love you too, baby

*New Karaoke Song

One of Freddie Morris's favorite to sing

along with his pal Moku Kahana

((( THE MIRACLE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT )))

I am now more convinced than ever that what we can really call our own in life are our efforts towards the accomplishment of an objective. Whether or not we are successful is beyond our control. It is up to invisible forces behind the scenes of the reality we experience. We can do all the 'right things' and do our very best suffering day after day after day towards the accomplishment of our dreams. However whether or not we realize those dreams is totally beyond our control.

I feel we have to use our intuition to determine whether or not we can indeed accomplish what we are aiming for in life. Chances are if we can clearly envision accomplishing an objective there is indeed the hope of accomplishing it. However, all those who lost in the recent Olympic competitions will most certainly agree that is not enough, right?

((( DARLING JE VOUS AIME BEAUCOUP )))

Darling, je vous aime beaucoup

Je ne sais pas what to do

You know you've completely

Stolen my heart

Morning, noon and nighttime too

Toujours, wondering what to do

That's the way I've felt

Right from the start

Ah, Cheri!

My love for you is très, très fort

Wish my French were good enough

I'd tell you so much more

But I hope that you compris

All the things you mean to me

Darling, je vous aime beaucoup

I love you, yes I do

Wish my French were good enough

I'd tell you so much more

But I hope that you compris

All the things you mean to me

Darling, je vous aime beaucoup

I love you, yes I do

(Darling, je vous aime beaucoup)

I love you, yes I do

*New Karaoke Song

((( STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT )))

A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air

Monkey thought that everything was on the square

The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back

But the monkey grabbed his neck and said "Now listen, jack"

"Straighten up and fly right

"Straighten up and stay right

"Straighten up and fly right

"Cool down papa, don't you blow your top

"Ain't no use in divin'

"What's the use of jivin'

"Straighten up and fly right

"Cool down papa, don't you blow your top."

The buzzard told the monkey "You are chokin' me

"Release your hold, and I will set you free"

The monkey looked the buzzard right dead in the eye

And said "Your story's so touching but it sounds like a lie"

Straighten up and fly right

Straighten up and stay right

Straighten up and fly right

Cool down papa don't you blow your top

[Interlude]

Straighten up and fly right

Straighten up and stay right

Straighten up and fly right

Cool down papa don't you blow your top

Ain't no use in divin'

What's the use of jivin'

You better, straighten up and fly right

Cool down papa don't you blow your top

Fly right

*New Karaoke Song

((( NATURE BOY )))

There was a boy

A very strange enchanted boy

They say he wandered very far

Very far

Over land and sea

A little shy and sad of eye

But very wise was he

And then one day

A magic day he passed my way

And while we spoke of many things

Fools and kings

This he said to me

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn

Is just to love and be loved in return"

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn

Is just to love and be loved in return"

*New Karaoke Song

((( EARTH ANGEL )))

Earth Angel,

Earth Angel,

Will you be mine?

My darling dear,

Love you all the time.

I'm just a fool,

A fool in love with you.

Earth Angel,

Earth Angel,

The one I adore,

Love you forever

And evermore.

I'm just a fool,

A fool in love with you.

I fell for you

And I knew

The vision of your love, loveliness.

I hope and I pray

That someday

I'll be the vision of your hap, happiness.

Oh, Earth Angel,

Earth Angel,

Please be mine?

My darling dear,

Love you all the time.

I'm just a fool,

A fool in love with you.

I fell for you

And I knew

The vision of your loveliness.

I hope and pray

That someday

That I'll be the vision of your happiness.

Oh, Earth Angel,

Earth Angel,

Please be mine?

My darling dear,

Love you all the time.

I'm just a fool,

A fool in love with you

*New Karaoke Song