FOR SOME WACKY REASON
I'm suddenly envisioning the Dalai Lama working
at a neighborhood McDonald's taking drive-thru orders:
"Would you like fries with your butchered dead animal?"
"...And a poisoned apple pie to go?"
"How about an artificially flavored shake
that is not only bad for you, It's not Kosher either?"
*Or how about having Dalai working at a McDonalds
in a country where they use actual dog meat in the burgers?
'DALAI: You're in luck. The dog was killed this morning!'