*MY LYRICS
Young man, put your feet on the floor I say,
Young man, slam your head through that door,
Young man, eat your toes and your feet,
Check it out it feels real neat!
Young man, open up your closed mind, I say,
Young man, you should bare your behind,
Young man, here's a fist for good luck,
You can do more than just suck
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA,
They've got everything, they've got dildos and rings,
You can rent you a queen who will do the obscene.
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
Almost drown in the pool while you scream like a fool,
And the lifeguards are gay, they will take you away
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's so hard to pass gas, with a boot up yo ass,
All the time you will save, when you're dead in the grave
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
You can go to the zoo, have a hullabaloo,
You can put on a cape, and go swing with the apes
*My New Karaoke version.
Should I sing this in church?
