((( YO QUIERO TACO BELL, CABRON!!! )))

I'M LOOKING FOR ENCOURAGEMENT 

to back off on eating Mexican food. 

So, if you know of a take out, drive thru Mexican food restaurant 

that tastes WORSE than Taco Bell, please let me know!!

'SORRY, PANCHO. TACO BELL IS ABOUT AS 'LOW' AS THEY GET'

THOSE WHO SNIFF BUTTS WILL NOT TAKE 'NO' FOR AN ANSWER

ONE DAY THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA 

decided to go into the kitchen to see how the food was prepared and...

they never saw that little guy again!!!

((( EASTER 2017 )))

EASTER SUNDAY FAST APPROACHES and this year I am tempted to buy some sort of egg shell mold I can use to form my turds into egg shapes that I can then paint in fun colors...while wearing a gas mask.

I do not approve of lying to children on religious holidays. I consider it BLASPHEMY while most consider it fun.

All I can say is: be careful about some of those fancy colored easter eggs you may find in the grass. They just may be full of shit.

'No Johnny, take that out of your mouth, It's not chocolate!!!!'

((( MIND STRENGTHENING CHESS )))

BEING AN ORIGINAL THINKER HAS ITS ADVANTAGES

HOWEVER, BEING ABLE TO THINK LIKE AVERAGE PEOPLE 

is not one of them. 

For example, let me tell you about my strategy for playing chess. 

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN "BEATING" THE OTHER GUY

I play against the computer for the core purpose of sharpening my strategic thinking. I undo my stupid moves striving to remember never to make such a mistake again.

BEATING THE OTHER GUY IS IRRELEVANT. Since I undo my stupid moves I always win the games. So beating the other guy is irrelevant to me. What is relevant to me is that I develop strategies ON MY OWN. I learned some basics on YouTube, but I don't want to get too involved with studying master chess strategies. I want to come up with such strategies on my own.

THIS MAY BE AN ENIGMA TO YOU HOPELESSLY BRAINWASHED into thinking you MUST beat the other guy to be happy. There is no point when playing against the computer. The computer has no ego that is wounded by being defeated in a chess game.

Yes, I set that strategic level to the easiest at this point. Once I can get through games without feeling the need to undo a stupid move I intend to set the difficulty level higher.

So, these are the types of things original thinkers tend to do. They come up with ideas ON THEIR OWN. They are not always dependent upon learning from others to do great things.

You may feel what I am doing with chess is stupid, That is indeed YOUR opinion and, as we all know, opinions can be like farts. Sooner or later everybody has one.