EASTER SUNDAY FAST APPROACHES and this year I am tempted to buy some sort of egg shell mold I can use to form my turds into egg shapes that I can then paint in fun colors...while wearing a gas mask.
I do not approve of lying to children on religious holidays. I consider it BLASPHEMY while most consider it fun.
All I can say is: be careful about some of those fancy colored easter eggs you may find in the grass. They just may be full of shit.
'No Johnny, take that out of your mouth, It's not chocolate!!!!'
