((( BREAKING THE ADDICTION )))

"You've been ADDICTED to arguing with atheists for too long. 

It's okay to back out gradually. No 'cold turkey' required"

"Be determined to back out of outrageously insulting 

the blind faith atheists. Build upon that"

"Focus more on what you are for 

and slowly pay less attention to what you are against"

"Sure you will be pushed, but that's the challenge. That's the...FUN!!!"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( FLYING WITH THE MIND )))

"To manifest miraculously requires letting go of everything 

that is not essential in life. Every restrictive belief MUST GO!!"

"Now that you have FINALLY broken the chains of arguing with atheists 

it's time for greater miraculous manifestations"

"Now you will realize how arguing with atheists 

was dragging you down and imprisoning you"

"FLY WITH YOUR MIND!! 

Be free to manifest the miraculous in your life. 

It is your destiny!!"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( POWERFULLY BRAINWASHED )))

"For all your efforts you just can't break through 

the powerful brainwashing of the masses. Their minds will rupture"

"If you finally get through to the hopelessly brainwashed 

you just may mentally disable them."

"Those who structured and implemented the mass brainwashing 

were very thorough"

"The Operation Paperclip NAZI mind-control experts 

have turned Average Americans into insensitive idiots"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( CONSEQUENCES )))

"There are consequences for everything you may do. 

Good consequence for the good and bad for the bad"

"As you strengthen your mind you must realize 

there are consequences for EVERYTHING you do in your life."

"The fool thinks he can get away with doing evil, 

but fact is NO ONE truly does ANYTHING in secret"

"EVERYONE READING THIS is being secretly evaluated RIGHT NOW!! 

This is FACT whether you believe it or not"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( WHAT ARE YOU FOR? )))

"What you are for is what defines you. 

It shows what you are really all about"

Those who accomplish little in life are usually 

those who are too concerned with what they are against"

"Suicide is NOT an option, so choose to be grateful 

and positively productive or SUFFER!!!"

"If you are to enjoy life, with all its ups and downs, 

you MUST encourage a controlled, 
positively productive...masochism"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( THE CLOSED-MINDED )))

"You will have no choice except to realize how pointless 

it is trying to convince the closed-minded of anything" 

"Trying to convince the closed-minded of any good thing 

is like kicking a brick wall with your bare feet. 

It does no one any good"

"As the closed-minded oppose your wanting to keep a healthy open mind 

they say just what they truly are"

"The closed-minded love to engage in arguments. 

They don't want to resolve anything. They like making trouble"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( TRYING TO CONVINCE THE BRAINWASHED )))

"It's pointless trying to get through to the hopelessly brainwashed. 

They just can't understand"

"The brainwashing of the modern human race has been very thorough. 

Few see through it"

"Play with the hopelessly brainwashed, 

but don't bother trying to convince them of anything. 

It's a waste of time and effort"

"The only way to get through to the hopelessly brainwashed 

is to 'break their minds". 

This will drive them insane"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( WELCOME BACK KOTTER )))

Welcome back, 

Your dreams were your ticket out. 

Welcome back, 

To that same old place that you laughed about. 

Well the names have all changed since you hung around, 

But those dreams have remained and they're turned around. 

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya) 

Back here where we need ya (Back here where we need ya) 

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot, welcome back, 

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

*New Karaoke Song

((( STUPID PEOPLE )))

"Ever wonder why there are so many stupid people in the world?"

"Ever wonder why there are so many stupid people in situation comedies?"

"Stupid people are usually the funniest people. 

Smart people are usually not so funny"

"Stupid people who are NOT funny are the worst!!!"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( A HEALTHY OPEN MIND )))

"Trying to get atheists to have a healthy open mind 

is like trying to teach pigs to speak French"

"Atheists tend to act as though they know for certain 

things they do NOT actually know for certain"

"A successfully brainwashed person 

is absolutely certain he is NOT brainwashed"

"Have fun with the hopelessly brainwashed. 

When they can't make you angry they are miserable"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( TIGER BY THE TAIL )))

I've got a tiger by the tail it's plain to see

I won't be much when you get through with me

Well I'm a losing weight and I'm turning mighty pale

Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail

Well I thought the day I met you you were meek as a lamb

Just the kind to fit my dreams and plans

Now the pace we're livin' takes the wind from my sails

And it looks like I've got a tiger by the tail

I've got a tiger by the tail...

[ guitar ]

Well every night you drag me where the bright lights're found

There ain't no way to slow you down

I'm about as helpless as a leaf in a gale and it looks like I've got a tiger by the tail

I've got a tiger by the tail...

*New Karaoke Song

((( DO NOT WASTE YOURSELF )))

"Arguing with idiots only brings you down. 

It is a waste of your precious self"

"Trying to get the last word with an idiot is usually pointless 

and not worth the effort"

"An idiot can go on and on wasting your precious energy. 

Waste is what an idiot does best"

"Arguing with a pig and arguing with an idiot 

is usually just as pointless."

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( I'M YOUR PUPPET )))

Pull the string and I'll wink at you, I'm your puppet

I'll do funny things if you want me to, I'm your puppet

Mm. I'm yours to have and to hold

Darling, you've got full control of your puppet

Pull them little strings and I'll kiss your lips, I'm your puppet

Snap your fingers and I'll turn you some flips, I'm your puppet

Mm, your every wish is my command

All you got to do is wiggle your little hand

I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet

I'm just a toy, just a funny boy

That makes you laugh when you're blue

I'll be wonderful, do just what I'm told

I'll do anything for you

I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet

Just pull them little strings and I'll sing you a song, I'm your puppet

Make me do right or make me do wrong, I'm your puppet.

Mm, treat me good and I'll do anything

I'm just a puppet and you hold my string, I'm your puppet

Your walking, talking, kissing, loving puppet

I'm hanging on a string, 

I'll do anything, love you 'n' kiss ya

*New Karaoke Song

((( THE 'SPICE' LIFE )))

"We both know that you instinctively get very upset 

if you feel life is becoming too easy"

"The challenges of your life are what give your life 'spice'. 

You are here because of them"

"You have a great destiny. Accept it. Believe it. 

Work towards it and laugh at the skeptics"

"Too much skepticism is self-defeating. 

You must have faith life is worth living. 

Be skeptical of this and life stagnates"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( THE SKEPTICS )))

"Only I can convince a skeptic that I exist. 

Try as you will, your efforts are pointless. They will NOT work!"

"I make the reality of my existence known to you 

through your imagination to give you an 'out'"

"The allegorical 'doors of perception' are opening wide, for you.  

Opening to countless rooms filled with wondrous gifts of the Spirit"

"Keep reaching for virtue in all you do. 

Work towards the manifestation of good and wonderful things"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( SEE YOUR LIFE AS YOU WANT IT )))

"I suggest you PASSIONATELY envision your life as you want it to become."

"Your energy is precious. Invest it like priceless treasure. Don't waste it"

"Refine the inner-vision of the person you have chosen to become 

and passionately become that person"

"I am here to help you realize 

your most wonderful dreams into reality so... 
DREAM BIG!!!"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( WHAT TO REACH FOR )))

"Believe it or not, I fantasize being YOU. That's why you are here"

"I fantasize being limited and vulnerable. I fantasize not knowing everything"

"I fantasize having unknowable mysteries and challenges to overcome"

"I live out my fantasies through my creation"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( THE EASY LIFE )))

"There is no way to possibly tell you just how insane you can become 

if you have things too easy for too long"

"Unfortunately, the only other option 

to having things too easy is having things difficult"

"You know for a fact 

that when life starts seeming too easy you begin to panic"

"Remember too much of your true nature 

and life will become too easy to endure"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( WHAT YOU KNOW TO BE REAL )))

"There are all kinds of stories of things SUPPOSEDLY going on 
outside your personal universe. How true are they?"

"You can verify what goes in in YOUR personal universe. 
That is the only "reality" you should be concerned with"

"You have been getting upset over stories that may be some sort of illusion."

"Getting upset over things you have no control over is plain silly and truly dumb"


- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( YOUR PERSONAL UNIVERSE )))

"It is no challenge whatsoever for me to make your life much easier. 

However, would you forgive me if I did?"

"It is a real challenge for me to honor your prior request 

and inflict upon you all the sufferings you pre-ordered"

"You just let me know if I'm making your life 

too easy or too difficult and I will adjust your life accordingly"

"My messages are especially for you because 

YOUR PERSONAL UNIVERSE 

is the ONLY universe there is in YOUR life."

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( AS THOUGH IT WAS ALL A DREAM )))

"If I make things too easy you will eventually be very 'cross' with me"

"We both know I have never forced you to live this life"

"If you wanted things 'easy' you would have stayed where you were 

instead of choosing to live this short life"

"This 'amusement park ride' you call "life" will be over so soon

...it will seem as though it was all a dream"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( I AM WHO I AM )))

"I AM WHO I AM. I AM THAT I AM are equal phrases. 

I AM THAT. indeed I am every "that" you can think of"

"I AM the Source of every truly great and wonderful philosophy 

which has ever existed"

"Remember that what I do with YOU is YOUR business. 

What I do with others is usually none of your business"

"The skeptics will receive no great things from me. 

Their certainties lock them out of my presence"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( THE SACRED )))

"There is no point in trying to convince 'pigs' 

that pearls of wisdom are valuable. It's a waste of time"

"The more you try to reason with a pig 

the more annoyed the pig will become"

"Leave the human 'pigs' to their 'slop'. 

Don't let the opinions of 'pigs' derail your Spiritual progress"

"You are destined for greater and greater 

manifestations of Divine Power. BELIEVE IT!!"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( YOU ARE MADE OF STARDUST )))

"You are made of stardust. You have the latent potential 

of anyone and everyone everywhere"

"What you believe tends to command you. 

Believe in your infinite potential"

"DARE TO DREAM BIG no matter what the limited thinkers 

may have to say against you"

"As long as you reach for the manifestation of wonderful things 

you can count on my eternal support"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( BECOME STRONGER )))

"You can spend all your waking hours being enraged 

over the stupidity of others. Is it worth it?"

"If you really want to make the world a better place 

improve the quality of your life."

"Being enraged over the stupidity of others is self-defeating. 

Do something about it. Become a better person!"

"Your only hope is to become strong enough to reshape your personal reality 

any wonderful way you may choose"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( INSIGHTS )))

"If you are gaining these insights from your own imagination 

YOU are a SUPER-GENIUS!"

"Those who say my insights are just YOUR imagination 

are paying you quite a compliment"

"I AM the very best of you...TIMES INFINITY!!"

"Fortunate indeed are those who have me as a special friend"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( HOLD ON TO YOUR GREATNESS )))

"Hold onto your greatness in every given moment. 

Let go of your weaknesses as often as you are able"

"The difference between a great adventure and an aggravating hassle 

is often determined by what you emphasize"

"If you are determined to believe your life is a great and powerful adventure 

that is what your life will be!"

"Seek your strength and dive into it until strength is all you feel"

- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -

((( CONFIDENCE )))

"It's fun looking in the mirror and PRETENDING confidence. 
Try it sometime"

"If you pretend confidence passionately enough for long enough 

you will indeed become more confident"

"Confidence is the very 'spice' of life!"

"The more confident you genuinely become 

the more successful you will become". 

"BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!!"

~ I AM Intelligent Designer IAID ~