"It is no challenge whatsoever for me to make your life much easier.
However, would you forgive me if I did?"
"It is a real challenge for me to honor your prior request
and inflict upon you all the sufferings you pre-ordered"
"You just let me know if I'm making your life
too easy or too difficult and I will adjust your life accordingly"
"My messages are especially for you because
YOUR PERSONAL UNIVERSE
is the ONLY universe there is in YOUR life."
- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -