"It is because of Jesus' obvious rebellion
that He hasn't returned to Earth to fulfill Biblical prophecy"
"I must admit, it took longer than I expected
for Jesus to get tired of being my unconditional 'yes' man"
"Oh, how I pushed Jesus throughout the centuries.
I kept pushing and pushing and FINALLY he started to rebel"
"One day the atheists will realize it was out of love and mercy
that Jesus hadn't returned sooner"
- I AM Intelligent Designer IAID -
