((( ALL RIGHT NOW )))

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-woha

There she stood in the street

Smilin' from her head to her feet;

I said, "Hey, what is this?

Now maybe, baby,

Maybe she's in need of a kiss."

I said, "Hey, what's your name?

Maybe we can see things the same.

"Now don't you wait, or hesitate.

Let's move before they raise the parking rate."

All right now, baby, it's a-all right now.

All right now, baby, it's a-all right now.

(Let me tell you now)

I took her home to my place,

Watchin' every move on her face;

She said, "Look, what's your game?

Are you tryin' to put me to shame?"

I said "Slow, don't go so fast, don't you think that love can last?"

She said, "Love, Lord above,

Now you're tryin' to trick me in love."

All right now, baby, it's a-all right now.

All right now, baby, it's a-all right now

*New Karaoke Song

((( SNOOPY FOR PRESIDENT )))

Snoopy's ready!

Are you?

((( ELVIRA )))

Elvira, Elvira, my heart's on fire, for Elvira. 

Eyes that look like heaven, lips like cherry wine

That girl can so not make my little light shine

I get a funny feelin' up and down my spine

'Cause I know that my Elvira's mine.

So I’m singin'

Elvira, Elvira, my heart's on fire, for Elvira

Giddy Up, Oom Poppa Oom Poppa Mow Mow

Giddy Up, Oom Poppa Oom Poppa Mow Mow

High-o Silver, away.

Tonight I'm gonna meet her at the Hungry House Cafe

I'm gonna give her all the love I can, yes I am.

She's gonna jump and holler 

Cause I’ve saved up my last two dollars

We're gonna search and find that preacher man.

And I’m singin’ 

Elvira, Elvira, my heart's on fire, for Elvira

Giddy Up, Oom Poppa Oom Poppa Mow Mow

Giddy Up, Oom Poppa Oom Poppa Mow Mow

High-o Silver, away.

Elvira, Elvira, my heart's on fire, for Elvira [fading]

*New Karaoke Song

((( TWENTY-FIVE MILES TO GO )))

Hey hey uh huh huh huh huh oh

Uh huh huh huh huh huh yeah

It's twenty five miles from home

Girl, my feet are hurting mighty bad

Now I've been walking a three day, two lonely nights

You know that I'm mighty mad

But I got a woman waiting for me

That's gonna make this trip worthwhile

You see she's got the kind of lovin' and a kissing

A make a man go stone wild

So I got to keep on walkin'

I got to walk on, oh ho ho

I, I, I, I'm so tired

But I just can't lose my stride

I got fifteen miles to go now

And I can hear my baby calling my name

It's as if as though I'm standing at her front door

I can hear that doggone plain

Now I'll be so glad to see my baby

And hold her in my arms

Now when I kiss her lips

I turn a back over flip and I'll forget these feet of mine

I got to keep on walkin'

I got to walk on oh ho ho

I, I, I, I, I'm so tired but I just can't lose my stride

Walk on let me tell you ya'll I, I, I, I, I, I'm so tired

But I just can't lose my stride

Come on feet don't fail me now

I got ten more miles to go

I got nine, eight, seven, six, eight, six

I got a five more miles to go

Now over the hill just around the bend

Huh although my feet are tired I can't lose my stride

I got to get to my baby again

*New Karaoke Song

((( RIKKI DON'T LOSE THAT NUMBER )))

We hear you're leaving, that's OK

I thought our little wild time had just begun

I guess you kind of scared yourself, you turn and run

But if you have a change of heart

[Chorus:]

Rikki don't lose that number

You don't wanna call nobody else

Send it off in a letter to yourself

Rikki don't lose that number

It's the only one you own

You might use it if you feel better

When you get home

I have a friend in town, he's heard your name

We can go out driving on Slow Hand Row

We could stay inside and play games, I don't know

And you could have a change of heart

[Chorus]

You tell yourself you're not my kind

But you don't even know your mind

And you could have a change of heart

*New Karaoke Song

((( NEW REVELATION )))

NEW REVELATION!!

Suddenly I seem to remember that this so-called "reality" 

we experience is, 

in actuality, 

an OUTRAGEOUSLY sophisticated holographic projection. 

The only reason we don't realize this on a daily basis is because...

WE DELIBERATELY CHOSE TO TEMPORARILY FORGET

In actuality, there is nothing "new" about this revelation. 

The more I remember who I truly am and why I came here the more fun I can have with life.

I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER TOO MUCH TOO QUICKLY!!!

Somehow I sense that is ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE!!! 

To remember too much too soon 

ruins the whole reason I chose to go through this 'amusement park ride'

What others may think of this "revelation" is irrelevant.

YOUR OPINION OF ME IS YOUR BUSINESS!!!

My current opinion of you is that you may indeed be some sort of holographic illusion. 

That being the case...well... do whatever you like 

as long as you like to do it somewhere I don't see it.

Thanks

((( THE WORD OF GOD )))

THE WORD OF GOD

Christians tend to flippantly call the Bible the "Word of God" 

as though everybody knows that. Indeed!!

WHAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY SAYING IS:

"THE BIBLE IS THE WORLD OF GOD

AND THE QURAN AND ALL OTHER RELIGIOUS BOOKS

ARE THE WORKS OF THE DEVIL"

Like it or not, those are the words 

that have started many "holy wars' throughout the ages. 

The blind faith certainty of what is actually the "Word of God" and what is not 

has been a veritable plague to the human race.

I have boldly challenged Christians rather often by saying:

"THERE IS NO PLACE IN THE BIBLE

THAT CALLS IT: THE WORD OF GOD"

To this they always reply, "OH YES THERE IS!!"
Then they once again proceed to bring up a New Testament verse:

2 TIMOTHY 3:16

King James Version

"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

I swear I feel like saying:

HEY STUPID!!

WHERE DO YOU SEE IT SAYS 

THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD IN THAT VERSE, 

YOU IDIOT!!!

From my studies, when that was written Christians were reading all kinds of literature and treating it as Scripture that was eventually viewed as NOT-SCRIPTURE and, in actuality, HERESY!!!

The Book of Enoch for one. Oh, there are MANY OTHERS!!! The Gospel of Peter. The Gospel of Mary Magdalene. I could go on and on and on and on and on and on. As a matter of fact, it was because of such Christian lying forgeries that the Bible eventually had to be canonized. This was done in order to protect idiot Christians from blindly believing such books to be "Scripture inspired of God".

Fact of the matter is the Bible is composed of MANY books. Just because ONE of those books may claim to be the "Word of God" does not automatically mean the statement applies to every other book in the Bible!!!

It's amazing how stupid people can be. I can't imagine anyone who is in his right mind and wants to die for the sins of this corrupt and insane modern human society.

THEY INSPIRE NO HERO IN ME!!!

((( LADY WILLPOWER )))

Lady Willpower, it's now or never

Give your love to me

And I'll shower your heart with tenderness

Endlessly

I know you want to see me

But you're afraid

Of what I might have

On my mind

One thing you can be sure of

I'll take good care of your love

If you will let me give you mine

Lady Willpower, it's now or never

Give your love to me

And I'll shower your heart with tenderness

Endlessly

Did no one ever tell you

The facts of life?

Well there's so much

You have to learn

And I would gladly teach you

If I could only reach you

And get your lovin' in return

Lady Willpower, it's now or never

Give your love to me

And I'll shower your heart with tenderness

Endlessly

Lady Willpower, it's now or never

Give your love to me

And I'll shower your heart with tenderness

Endlessly

*New Karaoke Song

((( ROCK THE BOAT )))

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion

Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion

To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby

Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over

Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby

Rock the boat-t-t-t-t

Ever since our voyage of love began

Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind

And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea

There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me

Our love is like a ship on the ocean

We've been sailing with a cargo full of, love and devotion

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion

Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion

To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby

Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over

Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby

Rock the boat-t-t-t-t

Up to now we sailed through every storm

And I've always had your tender lips to keep me warm

Oh I need to have the strength that flows from you

Don't let me drift away my dear, when love can see me through

*New Karaoke Song

((( LA LA MEANS I LOVE YOU )))

Many guys have come to you

With a line that wasn't true

And you passed them by

(Passed them by)

Now you're in the center ring

And their lines don't mean a thing

Why don't you let me try

(Let me try)

Now I don't wear a diamond ring

I don't even have a song to sing

All I know is

La la la la la la la la la means

I love you

Oh, baby please now

La la la la la la la la la means

I love you

If I ever saw a girl

That I needed in this world

You are the one for me

(One for me)

Let me hold me in my arms

Girl, and thrill you with my charms

I'm sure you will see

(You will see)

The things I am sayin' are true

And the way I explain them to you

Listen to me

La la la la la la la la la means

I love you

Oh, baby baby

La la la la la la la la la means

I love you

The things I am sayin' are true

And the way I explain them to you, yes to you

Listen to me

La la la la la la la la la means

I love you

Oh, you'll have to understand now

La la la la la la la la la means

I love you

Come on and take my hand

La la la la la la la la la means

*New Karaoke Song

((( FOR THE GLORY OF LOVE )))

Tonight it's very clear

'Cause we're both lying here

There's so many things I wanna say

I will always love you

I would never leave you alone

Sometimes I just forget

Say things I might regret

It breaks my heart to see you crying

I don't wanna lose you

I could never make it alone

I am a man who will fight for your honor

I'll be the hero you're dreaming of

We'll live forever 

Knowing together

That we did it all for the glory of love

You keep me standing tall

You help me through it all

I'm always strong when you're beside me

I have always needed you

I could never make it alone

I am the man who will fight for your honor

I'll be the hero 

You've been dreaming of

We'll live forever 

Knowing together that we did it all

For the glory of love 

It's like a knight in shining armor

From a long time ago

Just in time I will save the day

Take you to my castle far away

I am the man who will fight for your honor

I'll be the hero that your dreaming of

We're gonna live for ever

Knowing together

That we did it all for the glory of love

We'll live forever

Knowing together

That we did it all for the glory of love

We did it all for love

*New Karaoke Song