((( RASPBERRY BERET )))

*MY LYRICS

(sung with a Country Western drawl)

I wuz doin all my chores at the country feed store
My boss' name is Mr M'gee
I said: You know that I know that you know that I know
that she is lookin really se-egg-egg-see,
She came up to me and she said
"Hello honey. Do you want me, do you want me, do you waa-aaa-aant me?"
I said: WEEE HOOO, OH YEAH, BAYYYY-BEE!!!

She wore a Raspberry Beret,
The kind we don't sell in a country feed store,
A Raspberry Beret,
Before she would leave she wouldn't wear much more,
A Raspberry Beret
I think I luuuuuv her!!!

Oh, the rain sounds so cool when it hits the barn roof,
And the horses are wondering: 'Who the hell is this??"
One thing is for certain, if you make too much noise in that barn,
Them horses are gonna get pissed!!

The last thing you want when you're makin love,
is to find yourself in the middle of a stampede,
It's not as much fun as it sounds, but...
it sounds pretty funny to me!

She wore a Raspberry Beret,
The kind we don't sell in a country feed store,
A Raspberry Beret,
Before she would leave she wouldn't wear much more,
A Raspberry Beret
I think I luuuuuv her!!!

*My Silly Karaoke Tribute to Prince