I know what you're thinking, Cosmic Connie
You're wondering whether or not you can rent me from an escort service
WELL, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, CONNIE
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST GIVE IT UP!!!
I know what your problem is, Cosmic Connie
You just don't get romantically ravished enough
Your 50 Shades of Grey fantasies
remain perpetually unfulfilled!!!
Have you thought of getting a dog?
A REALLY BIG DOG!!!
Get in touch with that
Dog Whisperer guy
He might be able to train your dog
to use a whip!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I know what your problem is, Cosmic Connie
You just don't get romantically ravished enough
Your 50 Shades of Grey fantasies
remain perpetually unfulfilled!!!
Have you thought of getting a dog?
A REALLY BIG DOG!!!
Get in touch with that
Dog Whisperer guy
He might be able to train your dog
to use a whip!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
